"I remember..." 12.03.05

Here's one from the archives:

I remember when ice cream was invented. It was during the Ice Age, naturally, and the creatures or whatever they were, surely not dinosaurs, they must have been furry, anyway, the creatures wanted to eat something sweeter than just snow and ice. So they made ice cream. I don't know if there were cows around. But if there were furry creatures there must have been something that could be milked. I remember that everyone liked the ice cream, but they kept getting ice cream headaches, which led to the next invention, Tylenol.